Dancing Queen

Psych.

Okay so for those who know my excellent luck and series of unfortunate happenings you won't be surprised when I tell you I got puked on this weekend at a club. Unbelievable right? So I'm waiting in line for the bathroom chatting with Karaline, minding my own business and this girl behind me used my back as puke target practice. I couldn't believe it actually happened. I looked at Karaline "Did that really just happen?" turned around looked at the girl and could only manage to mutter "Get it together." I mean commmmmoonnnnn....That shit doesn't happen to people in real life. Like use the floor, or a toilet OR HOLD IT IN? I don't know but I can't imagine ever thinking "Hey good idea...that girl looks like she'd enjoy being puked on!"

While she continued to spew into the sink I was mopped up by like 10 very helpful Danish girls. I have never in my life been more shocked...Okay maybe when I got him by a car one time...Unlimited beer included with cover charges is only a good idea if you can handle drinking beer without puking on strangers. Note to self: NEVER get that drunk in public. Or ever.I hope everyone's already learned this lesson or can avoid learning it the hard way. No body likes a puker.